32743
Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between mono and herpes? You get mono from snatching a kiss........"
Next Joke
"Some souls are consumed with what grows in the garden of others and then wonder, why their own does not flourish."
"I like my comedic timing like my pizza delivery With pepperoni."
"Did you hear about the guy who invented the shovel? They say his invention was groundbreaking"
"I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"The most popular letter used in every 'dank meme' post.. Aaaaaaa lmao"
"I went for a run.... I went for a run but came back home after 5 minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 5 minutes"
"Remember, Christmas isn't about how big your tree is, or what's under it. It's about who's around it."
"I passed my dentistry exam... Written paper A+, Oral B."
"Two cannibals are eating a clown... One stops and asks the other, ""Does this taste funny?"""