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Joke of the Day
"Why was the cookie crying? Because it's mom was a wafer so long."
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"Ebola causes headaches, feelings of nausea and is very difficult to get rid of. Is it a virus or a free U2 album?"
"My new dentist asked me if I gag easily. ""No, I'm a professional,"" probably wasn't the answer he expected."
"""I see,"" said the blind man... As he picked up his hammer and saw."
"How many Trump campaign managers does it take to change a lightbulb? Hopefully not very many because they keep getting fired."
"A non-smoker says to a smoker ""Excuse me, would you mind smoking somewhere else?"" The smoker replied, ""Hypothetically, yes."""
"Why are there no penguins in Britain? They're scared of Wales."
"A man is buying an apple, a banana, and two eggs. The female cashier says: ""You must be single."" The man answers: ""Wow, how did you know?"" Cashier: ""Because you're ugly."""
"To all the fisherman out there... You da reel MVP"
"How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black"