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Joke of the Day
"Why was the cookie crying? Because it's mom was a wafer so long."
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"What came first the chicken or the egg? The Rooster"
"A baby seal walks into a bar... Bartender asks ""What'll it be kid?"" Seal plops a five on the counter and says ""Anything but a Canadian Club."""
"STILL PRINTING Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."
"What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler"
"Q: What do you call a country bumpkin from Michigan's Upper Peninsula? A: A hick-UP"
"What is that the more you desire, the less you can get? Beautiful girls."
"Why did Adele cross the road to say hello from the other side"
"[text] H: I'm at Lowes, how wide is the door frame? M: I measured, it's 35 and then 3 little lines after a big long line."
"I'm not a Reddit admin... But 20 McNuggets is 20 McNuggets"