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Joke of the Day

"How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black"

"How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm? Who the hell cares?"

"There are three kinds of people in the world... ...Those who can count, and those who can't."

"What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job? You know she'll swallow."

"If you drop food on the floor in public, it's proper etiquette to look around and see who noticed before shoving it in your mouth."

"Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill."

"A nun wakes up late for church.... She runs out after quickly getting dressed, and asks a small boy, ""Is mass out?"" He replies, ""No but your hat's on crooked."""

"How many knees could a negro grow if a negro could grow knees?"

"Almost 65% of statistics are made up. The other half are lies."

"A man walks into a bar. Embarrassed, he dusts himself off, then walks around it."