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Joke of the Day

"My new dentist asked me if I gag easily. ""No, I'm a professional,"" probably wasn't the answer he expected."

"If schools were really serious about fundraisers, they'd sell drugs and alcohol."

"I made an appointment but it was cancelled. It was ... disappointing."

"If the head of CIA can't even hide his own affair it's pretty safe to say there were no aliens at Roswell and we really went to the moon."

"Did you hear about the Buddhist Viking? He believed he'd be Bjorn again"

"There is little difference between how a horse eats hay and the way my children consume spaghetti."

"A young boy came up to his mother crying, when his mother asked him what was wrong, He said, ""I went to Jared"""

"What was the name of the gay porno staring Macaulay Culkin where he became a prostitute in an attempt to pay his mortgage? Homo-loan"

"What do you give someone who is about to tear up? Tape"

"My boss fired me. ""Why?"" I protested. ""I haven't done anything!"" Turns out that was his reason."