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"To all the fisherman out there... You da reel MVP"
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"If a blind girl tells you that you've got a big penis... She's probably just pulling your leg."
"Two guys are watching a dog lick its privates. One guy chuckles and says, ""I wish I could do that."" The other guy says, ""Pet him, maybe he'll let you."" An oldie, but I always liked it."
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a WWI soldier? A WWI soldier has a reason for shooting himself in the foot."
"What did the duck say when he bought the chap-stick? Put it on my bill."
"What happened after Hitler dyed his hair blonde? He became a Super Aryian."
"Please comment Apparently that's how the real jokes are made."
"A Kraft cheese factory recently burned down... No one reported the fire for hours, because no one believed that there actually were hot Singles in the area."
"How do blondes like their eggs? Unfertilized"
"My room isn't dirty, I just have everything on display like a museum."