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Joke of the Day
"Scientists have found out... after they were shown the exit."
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"What kind of weed do muslims smoke? Quranic"
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"What do you call a Muslim who's always late for everything? 9/12"
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"Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer? (Dark) At a concentration camp."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles ^I ^am ^so ^sorry"
"What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware? Potato!"