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Joke of the Day

"Accidentally deleted an invitation to join LinkedIn from a friend. I doubt I'll ever get an opportunity like that again."

"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."

"Saw Robin Hood. Basically it's a film about stealing 13 dollars from evil movie-goers and giving it to the studios."

"Funniest joke ever Your dick is big"

"What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball? Golbat."

"[getting a massage] Me: I have tension in my lower back. *therapist begins* Me: Lower. Me: Lower. Th: But that's your a- Me: Lower!"

"Soccer manager fired for mistake ""Whoops wrong sub"" - Manager"

"My parents were in the iron and steel industry... My mother had to iron and my father had to steal."

"""How much for this melted ghost?"" Sir that's a bed sheet ""You have a lot of them! And they're packaged? IS THIS GHOST HELL"" This is a Macys"

"Hey Home Shopping Network: We have the internet now."