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Joke of the Day

"[Offensive] what did the Native Indian girl say while she was having sex? You're crushing my smokes dad."

"How do you know a Muslim is lying? their lips are moving"

"My wife said ""vase"" wrong so I corrected her and now we know that it can just barely fit over my head."

"If I am ever in a coma on life support I want my family to unplug me... And then plug me back in. See if that works."

"So I shot an elephant in my pajamas.. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know."

"What is the most popular breakfast at the World Trade Center? A plane bagel."

"What animal should you never play cards with? A cheetah"

"Woman walks around claiming to be a flute. Says that you can blow in her hole and press her buttons for $50!"

"When does a motel become a hotel? When your mom stays in it."

"Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits? He keeps typing /arrr/"