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Joke of the Day
"What animal should you never play cards with? A cheetah"
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"The man who invented the ""VELCRO"" died today.... ...RIP."
"According to chemists, alcohol IS a solution..."
"We're not lost We're on Lo St"
"My Favorite Latvian Joke One day, hear knock on door. Man ask ""Who is?"" ""Is potato man. I come around to give free potato."" Man is very excite and opens door. Is not potato man, is secret police."
"What's the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup? Anyone can roast beef."
"What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska? Sarah Palin"
"Hired a gardener today and gave him a list of things to do. When I got back home he'd only done tasks 1,3 & 5. Turns out he's an odd job man."
"What's the best way to bring out your inner child? A coat hanger"
"What did the lifeguard say to the hippie? You're too far out, man."