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Joke of the Day

"What is the most popular breakfast at the World Trade Center? A plane bagel."

"What do cops do at a buffet? They pig out."

"How do pianists remember which groceries to buy? They use a Chopin Liszt!"

"Me: Just to be safe, we should quarantine Texas and nuke it from space. CW: That seems like an overreaction to Ebola. Me: They have Ebola?"

"The NSA has been tracking phone records for Verizon customers. They skipped AT&T because those people can't complete calls."

"Rob Ford's family have been told they won't inherit any money from his bank accounts But his credit cards will re-sell for several thousand Canadian dollars."

"There was a tragedy in Mexico.. It was a two car pile up 40 people died. Got any other funny jokes guys?"

"How do you know it's time to go to bed? Hitler is raping you!"

"What did a bad teacher tell their wisecracking student? Don't get smart with me."

"Like most movies. I show big things in my trailer."