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Joke of the Day
"Ugh, who has time to work out?... I say before a 45 minute nap."
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"Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask? You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth."
"Remember when you were young and you used to blow bubbles? Well I heard he's out of prison and he's been looking for you..."
"The Milli Vanilli Tour has been cancelled... They blamed it on the rain"
"My dog is a typical guy, I talk to him and he's all wagging his tail, but I know he's not listening. I get it ladies."
"Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore? They all lost their hearing"
"I got fired from my job at the juice company. I couldn't concentrate."
"Why did the melon have commitment issues? Because he cantaloupe"
"Apparently women like tall men as it makes them feel protected. That's probably why men like thin women, so they can see predators sneaking up behind the women."
"I was about to sleep with a blind girl when she said, ""You have the biggest penis I've ever laid my hands on""... I responded, ""You're pulling my leg."""