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Joke of the Day

"Why did Windows skip to 10? Because 7 ate 9."

"Friend: Dude that song is so old.... Me: Well so is your mum but you still listen to her."

"Twiter helps me keep my finger on the pulse of what today's youth is jazzing & vibing to. #hip #relevant"

"If a shark attacks you, DO NOT punch him in the nose. Be the bigger person and just ignore him."

"What do you call a literary fish? Salmon Rushdie!"

"What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather, kinky is when you use the whole chicken"

"What did Bose say to Einstein about the weather? It's 0K"

"Why wouldn't Hillary Clinton let Bill be her IT manager? She was too worried how often the servers would go down on him."

"25 more pounds to lose and I'll be ready to be seen at my gym."

"What if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up, You could plug it into your computer And watch them over again."