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Joke of the Day
"Why did Windows skip to 10? Because 7 ate 9."
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"My favorite music-related limerick A tutor who taught on the flute, tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, ""Is it harder to toot or, to tutor two tooters to toot?"""
"What's the difference between training wheels and training bras? I need two hands to remove training wheels."
"Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples."
"What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef"
"Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ? The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article."
"What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!"
"Have you heard the one about the magic tractor? It drove down the lane and turned into a field."
"a man walks into a bar he had a concussion and died"
"Waiter: I'm sorry I spilled a glass of water on you. Diner: That's all right. My suit is too large anyway."