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Joke of the Day
"What did Bose say to Einstein about the weather? It's 0K"
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"""Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital."" ""Oh my god honey, what happened?"" ""I reposted the same goddamn joke too many times."""
"You had me at ""we've got the place surrounded"""
"MOM DON'T COME IN!! *mom opens door & you're playing with pokemon, except they're real* HOW MUCH OF THE TRUTH ARE YOU READY TO HEAR MOM"
"What's the downside to bigamy? More than one mother-in-law."
"*calls mom* ""Ma I made 3 friends on twitter today"" *long pause* ""Mom?"" *mom stares at 3 fake twitter accounts she made, fights tears* ""Mom?"""
"Most days I wish I were an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once."
"What does ever horse and rider do at the same time? Grow old!"
"I've got a new job crushing fizzy drinks cans... It's soda pressing [Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/6lWz2UD.jpg)"
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline"