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Joke of the Day

"What did Bose say to Einstein about the weather? It's 0K"

"Did you hear about the garbageman who wore no trousers or underwear? He was naked from the waste down."

"3YO: ""How do babies get out of bellies?"" ME: ""Look! Ice cream!"" *5 min later* 3YO [COVERED IN ICE CREAM]: ""How do babies get out of be---"""

"What's the hardest part about eating vegetables? The Wheelchair."

"What shape is your hair in the morning? A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)"

"Did you hear the one about the guy who was about to tell a joke and then thought better of it? He killed it."

"Here's what I've been thinking... How can a male have nut allergies?"

"Why are Jews noses so big? Because air is free."

"The official dance for my new mixtape has 3 steps... Stop, drop, and roll!"

"Two goldfish are in a tank... One said, ""you man the guns, and I'll drive""."