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Joke of the Day

"Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road? To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget."

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"If Mary Poppins floated in on an umbrella today, they'd shoot her out of the sky with a drone."
"Sorry! Just saw these texts now! Hope your birthday party, Christmas and wedding were great!"
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"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? Its ass."
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"What's a shrimp boat captain's favorite drink? Hi-C"
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