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Joke of the Day

"Nerdy financial humor. You have been warned. I started showing more interest in one of my investments. It appreciated it."

"Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys."

"Two guys walk in to a bar ...the third one ducks."

"Have you heard that there's a new mountain website? Really? I must take a peak at it!"

"My New Yahoo Password NoSecur!Ty"

"What is Beethoven doing right now? Decomposing."

"Jews where do you send a jew with ADD...... wait for it... A concentration camp"

"Michael died while working at the clock factory. None of his friends were sad about it, they all said his time had come."

"Love is like a fart... If you have to force it, it's probably shit."

"I had two ribs removed so I could pet small dogs easier."