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"Where does Dracula buy his pencils? Pennsylvania."
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"I'm holding a charity night for people that can't reach orgasm. If you can't come let me know."
"I don't know the lyrics to any of Pitbull's songs, but in my defense, I'm not really convinced he does either."
"A little girl comes home after school: ""Mommy, mommy, someone at school called me a dumb bitch."" ""What does dumb mean ?"""
"My eyes have been bugging me recently, so I went to the doctor. He told me I have ocular herpes. Apparently I've been looking for love in all the wrong places."
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"Did you hear about the train conductor that went on a killing spree? He had loco motives."
"Two people are in a fight. Guy 1: ""Well, your sister blew me, and it only cost two dollars!"" Guy 2: ""So she's only charging a dollar an inch these days?"""
"Plumbing My German plumber accidentally hooked up the gas pipes to my shower.... I guess old habits die hard."
"How do you make an elephant float? Take one elephant, two tons of ice cream, and one ton of soda. Blend."