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"So, in light of CISA becoming a law, I give you this joke about governments trampling people's rights: [Deleted by NSA]"
"What's the definition of awful? Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run."
"Why is a bulimic's favorite restaurant KFC? Cause it comes with a bucket."
"(x-post /r/meanjokes) What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? 1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters"
"A Brow Beating I told my girlfriend that it looked like she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"Wanted: Human left leg, to finish the monster I'm making in my basement. Will pay handsomely. No weirdo's."
"How did the love seat get pregnant? Because the couch didn't pull out."
"[Describing guy who just mugged me to sketch artist] ""He was literally kermit the frog"""
"Relationship status: can't go to the same bar as last night, because I'm wearing the same shirt as last night."