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Joke of the Day

"Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa? Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis."

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"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today I guess I should've cooked it on aloha temperature"
"Junk is something that you've kept for years & throw away 3 weeks before you need it."
"Boyscouts vs. Jews What is the difference between a boyscout and a jew? ... Boyscouts come back from their camps."
"So I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup today.. I'm expecting a massive vowel movement."
"Waiter: Can I get you something to drink? Me: just cheese dip Waiter: .... Me: With a straw please"
"I love to view /r/gonewild albums in reverse and watch lonely women regain their dignity."
"Q) What's the difference between love and hate? A) Usually about 6 months."
"What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android? Where'd mofongo?"
"COP: Describe the robber to our sketch artist ME: He had one eye higher than the other and his lips on his forehead PICASSO: I got this"