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Joke of the Day
"I tried to read through Dante's Inferno once, but it was dry as hell."
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"*i finally get a girl over* *dad rolls out from under my bed* YO SON WHATA YA CALL A PIG WHO DOES KARATE? ""dad no"" A PORK CHOP"
"There was a sixth Spice Girl named Pumpkin Spice but she only sang about Uggs and Instagram."
"To make a boob joke all you need to do is use words that end in 'it' Isn'tit?"
"You've got to hand it to short people They usually can't reach it anyway."
"What do a porn star and an IT security analyst have in common? Both do penetration testing."
"[OC] [NSFW] I've practised for years... I've practised for years and years, and I can now finally ejaculate across the room. It's amazing how far I can come."
"I was recently diagnosed with color-blindness. It came out of the green."
"What do dissecting a frog and explaining a joke on Reddit have in common? Both are shitty novelties."
"Even reddit goes down more often... than my girlfriend."