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Joke of the Day

"Why is Europe like a frying pan? Because Greece is at the bottom."

"God said, ""Peter, come forth..."" But he came fifth and got a toaster instead."

"If twitter isn't a drug then someone please explain to me why I sneak into the bathroom at work to use it."

"I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET Boss hangs a poster in Office ""I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET"" He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk. ""Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home."""

"Before updating my status l always test it on my wife first. If she rolls her eyes and leaves the room, l know it has potential."

"What did the racist ask Santa for? A white Christmas."

"Never trust a mathematician with a graph. They're always plotting something."

"If u ever rob someones house just bring guacamole that way if they catch you you can just yell surprise and tell them they're having a party"

"Why did Boba Fett work alone? Because he was hunting Solo."

"Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted? Because of the Santa Clause"