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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the blind prostitute? you've gotta hand it to her..."
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"ME: On the one hand, I have this weird rash. And on the other hand DATE: ?? ME: It's on both hands, I should probably see a doctor"
"What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make? Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u"
"I knew a guy who bowled a three hundred and one How do you bowl a 301? Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost?"
"What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other? A so-be-it union."
"The last thing my father said to me before he kicked the bucket Hey, son. Check out how far I can kick this bucket"
"A new mint flavored contraceptive taken before sex... called Predickamints."
"Help! I'm 13 and want to get preggo .....but my boyfriend wants Ragu."
"[Being murdered while eating a salad] Please sir will you stab the spinach out of my teeth don't let them find me like this"
"If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again."