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Joke of the Day
"I can sum up 2016 in four words Two thousand and sixteen"
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"A baby seal walked into a club ba dum tss"
"Today would have been my moms 50th birthday... but she was born in January."
"This hating of people that breastfeed in public really has to stop. I can raise my cat any way I want."
"What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes? A friar? A chip monk?"
"I heard today is World Alzheimer's Day Sorry, I just forgot."
"Years ago I used to do a lot of drag racing... ...buy I kept tripping in those high heels"
"I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned."