1941
Joke of the Day
"what's green and floats? a leaf"
Next Joke
"dont remember a dang thing from last night but i have a crossbow now"
"What do you call Santa's wife? Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out."
"How do you break concrete in Doctor Who? With a Captain Jackhammer."
"What's the worst part about being a rollerblader? Telling your parents that you're gay."
"I'm old enough to remember being the tv remote."
"How can you judge how good the orgasm was? From the amount of time it takes you to press Alt-F4 afterwards."
"Yoda: Clouded, your future is. Anakin: Are you smoking pot again? Yoda: Six cheeseburgers, I want."
"Hey girl , is the cosine of you positive? Cos you're acute angle."
"Got the dermatologist recommended detergent and dryer sheets and I'm pretty sure it would've been cheaper to just buy a whole new body."