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Joke of the Day
"What does the last man on earth watch on tv? reruns"
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"A million dollar idea: Diapers for birds."
"A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ""Five beers, please"""
"And the bartender asks, ""What'll you have?"" A tachyon walks into a bar."