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Joke of the Day
"I got offered a job at a kaleidoscope company. I'm looking into it."
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"Yo mama's so fat when she goes to Taco Bell they run for the border !!"
"The chameleon couldn't change colors when the time was right... I guess he had a reptile dysfunction."
"A snake walks into a bar And the bartender yells, ""How the fuck did you just walk in here?!"""
"Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you."
"ME: *staring into my lover's eyes in the midst of a warm embrace* HER: What are you thinking? ME: *caressing her cheek* I forgot your name."
"What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python? A jellybean."
"If you're creepy and you know it ~~~> buy a van"
"Do you know why George Washington 's father forgive him? Because Washington still holding the axe"
"'NSFW' Why didn't Mrs. Claus ever have kids? Because Santa always comes down the chimney."