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Joke of the Day
"I got offered a job at a kaleidoscope company. I'm looking into it."
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"Life is like a penis [dirty] Life is like penis...... Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely.... Then a woman make it hard"
"When you order a cocktail at a gay bar what do you get? A dickbutt."
"Whoever invented popcorn deserves the Medal of Honor for not panicking after the first 45 seconds."
"My dog eats too much food and throws it up. EVERYDAY. I swear to God if she keeps this up, she's going to look amazing."
"When they say, ""life is like a box of chocolates"", what they really mean is, ""life is like a box of shit disguised as chocolates""."
"My dog keeps whimpering at her empty food bowl. So I put her in another room. I'm not sure what that bowl did to her, but it's obvious it upset her."
"Are you a black hole? Because when I see you my legs get all *spaghettified*. *Courtesy of my friend*"
"My girlfriend asked me why I was sitting with the eggs... I couldn't find my whisk, and if you can't beat them, you might as well join them..."
"I read recently that Iron Man is actually a woman. I mean it makes sense, he is clearly a Fe Male."