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Joke of the Day

"Four Types of Orgasm. 1.Spiritual....""Oh God"" 2.Positive.....""Oh Yes"" 3.Negative....""Oh No"" And, 4.Fake......""Oh [insert your name here]"""

"Posted a photo of my clean house on Facebook and it was flagged as fake news."

"The problem with studying ancient Chinese art is I want some Mexican art a half an hour later."

"Image sharing sites before E3 are just like a toy vegetable stand Full of fake leeks"

"Are we heading in the right direction, Yoda? - ""Off-course we are"""

"how do you help gay psychopaths? With a straight jacket ."

"I don't mean to brag, but I just completed my 21 day diet in 3 hours and 15 minutes."

"What's the difference between a prostitute, a girlfriend and a wife? A prostitute says ""Faster, faster!"" A girlfriend says ""More, more!"" A wife says ""Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."""

"Do you know how to tell when Trump is lying? His lips are moving."

"What did the necktie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll just hang around."