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Joke of the Day

"Four Types of Orgasm. 1.Spiritual....""Oh God"" 2.Positive.....""Oh Yes"" 3.Negative....""Oh No"" And, 4.Fake......""Oh [insert your name here]"""

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"A Roman receives a text message.... A Roman receives a text message and looks at it confused. ""Why does it end with twenty?"" he thinks to himself."
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"Playing Counter-Strike at an Airport in Belgium ""Terrorists win."""
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"What do you call a doctor for websites? A URLologist"
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