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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is the clumsiest bee? A: A bumbling bee."
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"I wish todays youth had to endure the humiliation of having your dad pick up the landline phone and start dialing while you're talking on it"
"I can't believe Trump just issued an executive order changing Dora the Explorer to ""Doreen the Submissive Housewife"""
"It's funny, when I walk into a spider web I demolish his home and misplace his dinner yet I still feel like the victim."
"What do you call Mussolini's flying saucer? A dictator ship."
"At midnight in the graveyard You can come across a grave with the name Billy McCrackin. If you go to the grave just after midnight and say ""Billy, What are you doing?"" He will say Nuthin'"
"soup really pisses me off so i boiled all these soup ingredients in water to destroy them ah crap"
"How was my soup? Souperb."
"How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb? 1/3"
"What's the main difference between light and hard? I can go to sleep with a light on"