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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's R but his first love will always be the C."
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"When telling your dog he's adopted, make sure to mention that you will never love him as much as the dogs you gave birth to."
"What did the slut's left leg say to the slut's right leg? Nothing. They've never met."
"Just a short joke you are probably pretty familiar with yep, it's your penis"
"Whats 1+0? Babies"
"What's the difference between a woman and a plate? You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*"
"What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator? ""Close the door! I'm dressing!"""
"""where did all ur money go?"" I'm either wearing it or i ate it"
"The blonde and the calculator Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."