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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's R but his first love will always be the C."
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"I had to stop watching An Inconvenient Truth after 20 minutes. Can't stand movies with that much gore."
"A Frenchman comes to America and says ""Hi, I'm from France"" to an American, The American says ""European!"" to which the frenchman replies ""No, you're a peon!"""
"What do you call a five year old with no friends? [dark] A sandy hook survivor"
"Book that helped Teacher: ""Which book has helped you the most in your life?"" Student: ""My father's check book!"""
"What does a Jamacian call everything he owns? Meetings."
"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!"
"Give a man a jacket, and he'll be warm for a week. Teach a man to jacket, and he'll stay inside for months."
"Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? A: Write a whole note with ""solo"" above it."
"What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails? Single"