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Joke of the Day

"Meanwhile, in mid-2015 A Google Glass wearer and an Apple Watch wearer are arguing in a bar over who looks like a huger idiot."

"Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean Charles de Menez. It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after."

"I asked a guy if he knew what the chemical formula was for Sodium Bromate... He said NaBrO3"

"What happens when a man of jewish descent runs into a wall with an erection? He breaks his nose."

"It's a shame that most things aren't pies. More things should be pies."

"M.C. Escher goes into an ou so s W."

"I was gonna make a gay joke... Butt fuck it."

"What did the owl say to the squirrel? Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey."

"What is Irish and sits on your deck? Patty O'Furniture !"

"You're shoes are untied! April fools! Got ya!!"