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Joke of the Day

"Meanwhile, in mid-2015 A Google Glass wearer and an Apple Watch wearer are arguing in a bar over who looks like a huger idiot."

"Why do melons always have big weddings? Because they can't elope."

"If you believe in the end of the world tomorrow... I'm going to keep making end of the world jokes like there's no tomorrow"

"Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair? Because they're bad conductors."

"April showers bring the May flowers. What do the May Flowers bring? Pilgrims"

"I kept trying to think of puns about the eye during my biology lesson, when we dissected one. To be honest, they kept getting cornea and cornea...."

"Knock Knock 'Who's there?' 'Europe.' 'Europe who?' 'No, you're a poo.'"

"Why was the dolphin sad? Because it didn't know it's porpoise in life. Thank you. Thank you."

"Why do women like men with moustaches? Because they immediately see something about you they can change."

"What is long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's fingers."