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Joke of the Day

"Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie? Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid."

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"Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled ""Church Preference"" he filled in: Red brick."
"Keep salespeople from pestering you by asking what type of saw can cut through bone and sinew the quickest."
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"Whats the difference between pork and beef? Once fucking someone and the other one if fucking someone over"
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"What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own? A hue man."
"Did you hear about the husband... ..who loved his wife so much he almost told her?"
"TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically."