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Joke of the Day
"What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian? Dam... I got to get in shape!"
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"What do you call the Hamburglar's accomplice? hamburglar helpler"
"Did you hear about the Indian who drank too much tea? They found him drowned in his teepee."
"""Of course you're the prettiest girl here, you just need to talk louder"" - alcohol"
"What happens when Superman sees Superwoman? He becomes the Man of Steel"
"What do you call the sweat between two rednecks making love? Relative humidity."
"Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Then it'll be a foot. I'm so sorry."
"Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center? Too many walkers."
"What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend? Auschwitz"
"Sometimes I put my workout gear on and watch tv because it's the thought that counts."