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Joke of the Day
"Back home from the chinese paralympics."
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"My wife is playing hard to get. Rid of."
"John: we need a new word for foolishness Tom: How about johnfoolery lol John: Ok that's definitely what I'm writing down"
"I hate being a prominent political figure. No-one wants to date a guy with aides."
"hey Colorado, hows your aspen? (ass been)"
"You HAVE to listen to this song, it's perfect. Okay, this opening is slow... The vocals aren't great here... Wow. This is trash, and I am trash."
"Of course this milk is fresh, I just saw it breakdancing in the back of the refrigerator."
"Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens? Because they're jerks."
"Girl: I can't wait to have kids! I babysit so I pretty much know what it's like to be a parent. It'll be easy. Me: *laughs for 20 minutes*"
"My father said his Computer crashed... I asked him, what he did. ""I googled 'Malaysian Airlines'"", he replied."