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Joke of the Day
"Back home from the chinese paralympics."
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"The past, present and future walk in to a bar... It was tense."
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"I was going through a few magazines at a Pride parade the other day I was really enjoying it, but then the weapon jammed."
"A guy is fucking his wife up the ass when the house catches fire. Why does his wife make it outside first? Her shit is packed."
"What do you call a hooker with no limits? Your mom."
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"I hate when I miss the garbage truck and just have to throw trash in the neighbors hot tub again"
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