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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees? Mathematicians don't struggle with integration."

"What does a sick train say? Achoo Achoo!"

"How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Need to know ASAP."

"Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold? Because they've gott mit-uns"

"Hey @realDonaldTrump, try pressing the caps lock key... @realDonaldTrump: O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!"

"How do you blow up a Muslim's phone? Put it on airplane mode."

"What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator? ""Close the door! I'm dressing!"""

"Ask someone how they're doing & they'll say fine. Share with them a random health issue & wait for the 20 min dissertation on their ailment."

"Girl anatomy jokes are not funny period."

"I only read 1 line jokes on reddit"