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Joke of the Day

"I get SO ANGRY whenever I see someone with their wallet chained to their belt I can't fucking take it"

"A Man Loses His Eye in a Fight The first thing he says to his eye doctor is: ""Eye didn't see it coming."""

"Right now, somewhere in China, someone is wokking their dog"

"Those Islamic's coming to america? Hostages."

"Why do people never eat clocks?.... Why do people never eat clocks? Because it's really time consuming."

"Staying at a hotel tonight which means I get to play everyone's favorite game: Are you smarter than a new shower?"

"I'm going to the inaugural meeting of the Dodgem Car Appreciation Society later. They're expecting a bumper crowd."

"Was the principal's brother really a missionary? He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands their first taste of Christianity !"

"If a king runs a kingdom and an emporer runs an empire. Who's about to run this country? Yea that"

"What do reddit admins eat? Everything"