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Joke of the Day

"Was the principal's brother really a missionary? He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands their first taste of Christianity !"

"Did I miss something? Kermit has a new gf and Miss Piggy is seeing David Cameron?"

"What's the difference between spit and swallow? A firm grip on the back of her head."

"I love women, especially the radical feminist types because it is more fun to put them in their place."

"I don't want to die a virgin... ... it would really confuse my kids."

"Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons? Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!"

"Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head."

"I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution. 4K"

"Why don't black people go on cruises? They aren't falling for that again..."

"DILN IS A BADDY HAHAHAHA"