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Joke of the Day

"When did intentionally misspelling words become a thing? Kewl? Gurl? You know what I dig? Literacy."

"A certain leisure complex had a cinema and a swimming pool. One day, the cinema screen fell into the pool. The owners left it there and used it as a dive-in theater."

"Twitter is considering a 10,000-character limit for tweets. Well, there goes the neighborhood."

"Mental illness isn't a disease... ... It's all in the mind."

"If farmer A sells apples and farmer B sells bananas, what does farmer C sell? Medicine."

"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you wagging its tail, you're in love with a dog & it probably just had to shit."

"How many ""friend zoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."

"What is a baby bee? A little humbug."

"How do you help a lemon? Lemon-aid."

"Yo momma Is so fat, that she has her own event horizon!"