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Joke of the Day

"A certain leisure complex had a cinema and a swimming pool. One day, the cinema screen fell into the pool. The owners left it there and used it as a dive-in theater."

"I figured out why the plane crashed! There were skeletons driving it!"

"How do you keep someone in suspense?"

"Your mother's so fat... Your father couldn't pull out in time."

"Why are New Yorkers so depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey"

"Why did the goal post get angry? Because the bar was rattled!"

"A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says ""It seems I can't make any friends. Can you help me you fat slob?"""

"I wasn't snoring.. I was dreaming I'm a dirt bike."

"There would be no evil in the word..... if Satan had life alert."

"Guys: Every two weeks, tell your lady that her new hairstyle looks great!!!! You might not notice it...... but trust me, they changed it. You can thank me later. "