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Joke of the Day
"I am a single male and I folded a fitted sheet at the laundromat today AMA!"
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"I have this song in my head I haven't heard in years. I'm pretty sure it's called ""Don't Speak""? On second thought, there's no doubt in my mind."
"Trying to open a Capri Sun is the longest relationship I've had in 2015."
"My husband told me he'd like to be woken up by a blowjob... ...so I put my dick in his mouth to wake him up."
"Why is ""porn"" not a standard button on keyboards yet?"
"*holding banana up to my ear as if it's a phone* haha, get it?? it looks like i am making a phonecall. but i'm n-*banana rings* oh crap"
"Little kids will love this one .... promise ... How high does a frog stand in the water? Knee-deep."
"Why can't two melons get married? Because they cantaloupe."
"What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store? Ay puppi."
"Traffic..The only jam that doesn't go on toast"