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Joke of the Day

"Sorry I had to cancel for the 5th time in a row, I thought you would stop inviting me by now."

"Why shouldn't you buy a Unionmade watch? For every day it's working, it will break twice, yet still skips ahead half an hour while you're eating lunch."

"I don't get sports lingo. It's always offsides this, penalty that, murder this, sexual assault that."

"Ebay You have got to love Ebay Sold my homing pigeons 4 times this month."

"I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na.."

"25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. Which is really scary because that means that 75% are running around untreated."

"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible."

"I wanted to make a joke about black people dads But I don't know any."

"If you like the song ""Red Red Wine"" then U B 40."

"When my pc crashes, I go to the guy with the most action figures in his cubicle for help."