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Joke of the Day
"How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland? By sending in millions of Muslims"
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"How do religions reproduce? They have sects."
"What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? a Brexit"
"""If you're pregnant you can't get pregnant, the same goes for getting arrested, can you lick this?"" I ask, trying to roll a joint in cuffs."
"How do you get a woman to scream twice? You do her in the ass, then wipe it off on the drapes."
"""I'm still years behind on Breaking Bad so I expect the entire internet not to discuss it until it's convenient for me."" - Idiots"
"Apparently Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it."
"Who is the world s worst golfer? Hitler"
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You staple food to the ceiling."
"IamA personal executive assistant answering questions on behalf of former Toronto mayor, Rob Ford, AMA! Whoops, wrong *sub.* [The Payoff](http://wompwompwomp.com/)"