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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage? Trying to look upset."
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"You'd think this moron wandering around the lot would give up after 10 minutes and push the alarm button to find their car ... But I won't."
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already"
"Yo mama so fat. . . I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas. Edit: TIL Reddit has very strong feelings about my mother."
"Why do gay people smoke cigarettes? They love butts in their mouth"
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An unoriginal joke"
"How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House? All right, all right, all right.."
"I am sure Freud invented autocorrect... because when you mean one thing,it autocorrects it to amother."
"How did they invent break dancing? Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car."
"Why is divorce so expensive? BECAUSE IT'S WORTH IT!!!"