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Joke of the Day

"If you factor in ""supply and demand""... she DOES NOT want the D. There is so much D trying to go around, not even the alphabet wants the D."

"What do you call a smart plumber? A wisecrack."

"Why'd the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff? Tequila"

"The power going out for 15 minutes is enough to crush any fantasy I have about surviving a zombie apocalypse."

"Donald Trump isnt that weird looking... .........I would even dare to call him a little hand-some."

"Why did the black guy cross the road? He wanted some chicken!"

"What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore"

"""I don't get why our troops need to wear camouflage, when they could just wear glasses..."" -Superman"

"I was going to make a joke about asians... ...but that would be waisis."

"People ask me what's my favorite vegetable. Apparently Stephen Hawking is a bad answer."