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Joke of the Day
"the printer in my office is fondly called Bob Marley it keeps jamming"
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"How do you make black people break out into song? Put em' to work!... On a gospel record."
"customer: *looking at menu* what's good? me: not much what's good with you? him: ... him: ... me: chicken salad. the chicken salad is good."
"I met a Spanish man with a Rubber toe......his name was Roberto"
"I hate people who talk behind my back. They discussed me."
"Q: Why couldn't Batman go fishing? A: Because Robin ate the worms."
"My son just told me he's changing his clock to military time so he can stay up later. He is not a smart boy."
"What did the sick waiter say when his manager asked him if he could come into work? I can't wait."
"What do you call a really nice retard? A sweet potato"
"Joke I just heard from a drunken asshole Man: why does your pussy taste like spinach Woman: because I just ate pop eyes"