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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a really nice retard? A sweet potato"

"3 Steps to being a good Programmer 1. Avoid recursion 2. Repeat steps 1 and 2. 3. Always have an exit condition. 4. Beware of being off by one."

"Had a lot of chemistry with my high-school science teacher."

"WHAT DO WE WANT? A NAP!! THEN WHY ARE WE YELLING?"

"If I had wings, I'd spread them and soar like an eagle for about ten minutes then space out on a phone wire with these fat pigeons"

"I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with.. But I've been tripping all day."

"What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest? One goes limp when a child walks in the room."

"What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron? Fawaffle!"

"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far out, maan!"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh"