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Joke of the Day

"Joke I just heard from a drunken asshole Man: why does your pussy taste like spinach Woman: because I just ate pop eyes"

"Two cannibals are having a chat... ""I've become a vegetarian you know."" ""But I just saw you eat that man!"" ""He was a Swede"""

"Where do fish wash ? In a river basin !"

"""Internet pretty"" angled profile photos that disguise the ugly truth."

"Why did the gay man sue the mental hospital? They held him in a straightjacket."

"Did you see the new clock porno? It's about fucking time."

"What did the 1 gay guy say to the other gay guy in a bar? Can I push in your stool."

"If pro is the opposite of con... What's the opposite of progress?"

"You can't even? That's odd."

"What do 9/10 people enjoy? Gang rape D:"