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Joke of the Day

"What does a spanglish speaking chicken say when it's sorry? I apollogize."

"THE ELI WUT IS ELIS MIDDLE NAME? THE SO IT IS ELI THE BASEKE"

"How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just wait for it to burn out and follow it around the country for 20 years."

"Two Short Jokes, and One Long One... Joke Joke Jooooooooooooooke!"

"Where'd I drop my waffle? At the beach in San Diego."

"We're sorry Micky Mouse, but your wife being crazy is not reasonable grounds for a divorce! I didn't say she was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy!"

"My hobbies include working out, staying fit, eating healthy, and lying."

"I have exponential spelling but terrible malapropism"

"only thing keeping me from being stripper is about 60 pounds"

"A Guy Walks Into A Bar And Sees... (nsfw, I guess) ... a dog licking its balls. He says ""I wish I could do that"" and the bartender say ""Give him a biscuit, he might let you."""