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Joke of the Day
"What does a spanglish speaking chicken say when it's sorry? I apollogize."
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"johnny depp looks like the person who does hair and make up for johnny depp"
"I couldn't figure out how to use a seatbelt But then it clicked."
"Where do Mexicans shop for books? Borders"
"My wife got my daughter a bowl with Dora on it It's adorable"
"Based on the musicians who thanked him at the Grammys, I gotta say: I'm not crazy for God's taste in music."
"I went on a date with a drinking straw. It really sucked."
"Watch your wedding video backwards. You'll love the part when you take your ring off, walk away from the altar, & leave with your friends."
"What are the two saddest words of the English Language? 'What party? '"
"I had pamphlets printed up for when someone asks what's wrong with me."