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Joke of the Day

"The reason for the increase in salty people in our generation is... due to how popular Sea-Sections have become in the recent years."

"Recently I was asked how I view Lesbian relationships... apparently, ""In HD"" was not the correct answer."

"There is no ""I"" in the word ""team,"" but I don't think that means anything about team work. That's just how it's spelled."

"What is the difference between picking your nose.... ...and fucking someone up the ass? When picking your nose, you hope something **will** be stuck to the end after you pull out!"

"""Hey! You took my daughter's virginity!"" ""Sorry, sir. It won't happen again."""

"If I ever run into my doppelganger I'm going to steal his liver."

"A Clickbait walks into a bar... You won't believe what happened next!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To have sex with your mom."

"Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear."

"My friend has OCD and says he doesn't like white girls. Maybe because they can't even"