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Joke of the Day
"What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? A: White Vans."
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"What do you call the person who sleeps on the wet spot? Overcome"
"What's the perfect line of work for a lizard? Re-tail."
"Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants? They can stick to the subject!"
"LPT: what to do when someone is having a seizure in a bathtub Throw in a load of laundry."
"Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July r/jokes!"
"If athletes get athletes foot. What do astronauts get? missile toe"
"What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess? The latter is a group of cunning runts."
"Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? Because it said concentrate."
"Poop When you say the word ""poop"" you mouth makes the same motion as your butt hole when you poop. Same with diarrhea."