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Joke of the Day

"I'm not homophobic, I love my house!"

"Why did the stoplight turn red? You would too, if you had to change in front of all those people."

"SCIENTISTS HAVE FINALLY DISCOVERED THE CURE TO PREMATURE EJACULATION It's not out yet buy it's coming quickly !!"

"I know Aladdin can't wish for more wishes, but why can't he just wish for more genies?--My 5 year old and future lawyer, probably."

"What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes? Anyone can mash potatoes"

"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot"

"A clown held the door open for me the other day. I thought that was a kind jester."

"What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding? A tourist."

"are everyone all al'right no! you are all al'left"

"One of these days the love of your life will walk right past you and you're gonna be staring at your phone posting a status about how lonely you feel."