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Joke of the Day

"10 WARNING SIGNS THAT YOU'RE CURRENTLY READING A LIST"

"Me: I'm so over him Vodka: No you're not, you should text him Me: Really? Vodka: Yes! 25 times"

"I would make a joke here... ...but Amy Schumer doesn't need any more material."

"What does D.N.A. stand for? National Dyslexic Association."

"There are two kinds of people in the world. There are those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,"

"Never make puns during a Scrabble match. Your opponent may not like your wordplay."

"I named my son ""Tennis"" but he doesn't mind being bullied about it. He's a good sport really."

"Halitosis... is better than no breath."

"Today I broke a G string while fingering A minor Dammit, playing guitar is hard!"

"I'm going door-to-door to promote my new gym. It's called ""Jehovah's Fitness"""